One day, in line at the cafeteria, Alec says to Brendan behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.”
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of time," Brendan replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Alec deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

 "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Alec began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his girlfriend and sister and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Alec hurries
back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
Your sister has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
Your girlfriend is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Tough luck.
If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

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